Existential Frog Micro Prints: For When Your Wall Needs a Deep Thought & a Tiny Frog Butt 🐸⚫️⚪️

They’re small, they’re profound, and they’re painfully relatable. Our Existential Frog Micro Prints capture the quiet terrors of daily existence in a simple black and white drawing and a perfectly pitched sentence. Each itty-bitty print (15x20cm / 6×8 inch) is a minimalist masterpiece for the modern overthinker.

✨ What You’ll Get ✨
● A Dose of Frog Philosophy: Each print features a unique, hilarious, and deeply relatable existential frog phrase.
● Premium Quality: Printed on thick smooth 250gsm paper for a luxury feel.
● Ready to Frame: Mounted on a sturdy, archival-quality picture mount, so all you need is a frame.
● Subtle Cheekiness: And yes, many of them feature a tiny, tasteful frog butt to take the edge off. You’re welcome.

🎨 The Existential Frog Collection 🎨
Choose the frog that best represents your current state of being:
1. The Muppets: “How come I never get the call back?” sighed the frog.
2. The Consequences: “No! No, I shan’t!” screamed the frog. “I shan’t deal with the consequences of my actions!”
3. The Skedaddle: “I would sure like an out of this situation” thought the frog.
4. The Schedule: “I would really rather not. You see I’m terribly busy tonight,” said the frog earlier that afternoon.
5. The Hunger: “I can’t wait to be hungry again” mused the frog.
6. The Mortal Toil: “It would sure be nice to have time for that sort of thing” thought the frog. “Alas it’s mortal toil only for me.”
7. The Strength: “I’m a strong, independent frog and I will come out when I’m ready.”
8. The Desert: “Get out of my desert, you buggers!” raged the frog.
9. The Rich: “Can we just tax the rich already?” asked the frog.
10. The Email: “Your email finds me a pitiful wretch” typed the frog. “Teetering on the edge of my grave”
11. The Passion: “It looks like I have found another passion I have no time or money to pursue” sighed the frog.
12. The Disease: “Leave me” wheezed the frog. “My wretched condition doesn’t permit meriment or tomfoolery.”

🏡 How to Style Your Existential Frogs 🏡
● Create a hilarious and thoughtful gallery wall in your home office.
● Add a touch of whimsy to your bookshelves or desk.
● The perfect accent for a bathroom, kitchen, or any space that needs a conversational piece.
● Group several together for a maximum impact of frog-induced introspection.

🎁 The Perfect Gift For… 🎁
● The friend who finds humor in the void.
● Anyone who appreciates minimalist art with a maximum personality.
● Therapists, philosophers, and overthinkers.
● Fans of memes, absurdist humor, and of course, frogs.
● That one beautifully melancholy friend who will truly get it.